dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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