I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Randomize
