ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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