awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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