He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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