Christians are straight up FREAKS
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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