guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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