do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Randomize
