Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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