There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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