Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
