Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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