Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I am available for nakedness
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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