I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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