soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
we're making bets on your personal life
My ATM looks so different sober.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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