dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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