drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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