Yo dont text me then not text me
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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