I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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