people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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