I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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