Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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