found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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