So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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