So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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