I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
My sheets look like a crime scene.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Randomize
