Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Randomize
