i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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