what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
