I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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