Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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