I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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