I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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