Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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