I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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