Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
why does every cop we meet know your name?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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