also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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