I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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