turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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