i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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