I would go down on you faster than GM stock
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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