Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Randomize