What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
