Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I just found puke in my bra..
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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