If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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