well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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