Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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