I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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