He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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