Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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