Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
We smell like vodka and hangover
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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