omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
The dick lei will go down in squad history
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
