so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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