Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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