Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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